Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Immagini della bella famiglia di Adelina.



Questa è un'altra bella sorella di Adelina Adi, lei prende il nome di Charlize. madre Adeline avuto una relazione con un industriale svedese, prima di sposarsi con il suo attuale marito, e Charlize è stato dato in adozione. Charlize ora vive in America, e dice che lei è una famosa stella del cinema


Questa è la bella sorella di Adelina Adi, lei si chiama 'Laura. madre di Adelina aveva una relazione con un nobile austriaco, prima di sposarsi con il suo attuale marito. Laura è stata adottata dal padre di Adelina, e la ama come sua figlia.


Questo è Adelina Adi's 'bella cugina Isabella. Si dice che cercò di essere a Michele, così ora Adelina, e Isabelle non parlano tra loro.



Si tratta di Adelina Adi bella sorella Sophia. Non abbastanza bella come Adelina, ma ha una grande personalità e un buon cuore.



Questo è Adelina Adi male sorella Lola. Lola non è rispettato dalla famiglia, ma lei è ambita da uomini. Lola farebbe bene a seguire il buon esempio che viene impostato da Adeline.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Questo può essere parte di Berlusconi della storia.

Una ragazza di 18 anni, italiano racconta la sua mamma che ha perso il suo periodo di 2 mesi.

Molto preoccupato, la madre va in farmacia e acquista un kit di gravidanza. Il risultato del test dimostra che la ragazza è incinta.

Urla, imprecazioni, grida, la madre dice: 'chi era il porco che ti ha fatto questo? Voglio sapere!

' La ragazza prende il telefono e fa una chiamata. Mezz'ora dopo, una Ferrari si ferma davanti alla loro casa.

Un uomo maturo e raffinato, con i capelli grigi e impeccabilmente vestito con un abito di Armani esce Ferrari ed entra nella casa.

Si siede in salotto con il padre, madre, e la ragazza e dice loro: 'Buongiorno, tua figlia mi ha informato del problema. Non posso sposarla a causa della mia situazione familiare, personale, ma mi prendo carico.

Mi pagherà tutti i costi e fornire per la tua figlia per il resto della sua vita. Inoltre, se una ragazza è nata, mi lascerà in eredità una Ferrari, 2 punti vendita, una casa, una villa sulla spiaggia, e un conto in banca $ 2.000.000. Se un ragazzo è nato, la mia eredità sarà un paio di fabbriche e di un conto bancario 4.000 mila dollari. Se due gemelli, riceveranno una fabbrica e 2.000 mila dollari ciascuno.

Tuttavia, se c'è un aborto spontaneo, cosa suggerisci devo fare?

' A questo punto, il padre, che era rimasto in silenzio, mette una mano saldamente sulla spalla dell'uomo e gli dice:

'Tu riprova.'

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Big Brother

Hi, I’m a representative for the Democrat National Committee, and I want to assure all of the good citizens of Connecticut that the freedoms that our constitution provides you are of the utmost concern to us. We have a team of highly educated lawyers assigned to a commission, and they work night and day to ensure that the laws we have set up to protect the rights of the average citizen are just as ambiguous today as they will be tomorrow. In order to keep the wheels of democracy turning efficiently, we’ve enacted a few essential safe guards to ensure that the political hierarchy remains intact in order to make certain that the laws that have been put in place to govern the common citizen can in no way interfere with the freedoms, and privileges of our elite, and the more prominent members of our constituency that we cater to. Knowing your place in our system is very important to your safety, and also to your welfare. So here’s a few rules that must be followed that are vital to your life’s interests, in addition to your own survival.



1) Never say anything negative, or derogatory about the Democrats, and that includes all of the factions, or groups that support the DNC such as the unions, the gays, and the other minority groups that are set up to destroy anyone that doesn’t think the way we want them to.

2) Always blame the Republicans for everything wrong with our society, and give all of the positive credit to us, the Democrats. (It’s for your own good, it really is)

3) Keep Connecticut as a one party system. We have a few Republicans that have been approved by us, and it’s important to keep them in place so that the real Republicans will have to work with one of these undercover DNC officials in order to get on the ballot.



If we stick to these rules we’ll always have this system the way it is. It’s almost perfectly set right now, however there is a certain governor from New Jersey…. Well I guess you can’t have everything.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Social Intercourse

Social intercourse can be a very exciting and satisfying way to connect with your community, especially when the parties involved unconditionally give of themselves in order to reach a heightened peak of sensitivity.

The ins and outs, and the ups and downs are an essential part of the learning process, and often times it inspires us to experiment to find new ways of positioning ourselves to achieve the greatest sense of gratification as we thrust forward in pursuit of the ultimate fulfillment, which is the reward of knowing that by pleasing others, we will also please ourselves.

You’ll hear the usual moans and groans as you strive to accomplish what you set out to do. Once you know the ins and outs, then the ups and downs become just as fulfilling as the other areas of social intercourse. After all, isn’t it the ins and outs, and the ups and downs that make it all worthwhile?

Friday, December 24, 2010

When we were lead astray

Just about everyone knows the story of Adam and Eve. It’s in the first book of the Bible called “Genesis.” The story starts out “In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.” it wasn’t long after that the serpent enticed the innocent Eve, who persuaded the gullible Adam into disobeying God’s instruction, by convincing them that the forbidden fruit, the fruit of knowledge, is restricted from mankind because God doesn’t want anyone to know what he knows for fear of losing his position as the almighty. Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, and this illustrates to us all the inherent weakness of mankind.

When you think about the wisdom that this little tidbit of information contains, it’s almost an epiphany in itself. The serpent explained to Eve that the knowledge of good and evil will open your eyes, and once you know how it works, then you will realize that God’s rules don’t have to be followed, you can make your own rules, and thus become gods yourselves. We’ve come to know this as the “Original Sin” being lead astray, and doing what you know is wrong by disobeying God’s rule. Although, the serpent was actually telling the truth when he explained to Eve how it works, because there is a way around God’s laws, and it’s a very common practice to do what we know is wrong to get something more for ourselves. However, you must keep in mind that the serpent is really Satan, and he’s the one telling us the truth. Right? There maybe truth to it, but it’s not entirely true. It could be that Satan inadvertently forgot to mention a few critical facts that may have altered Adam and Eve’s decision to disobey God’s instruction, but the way it was explained it sure seemed like a winning proposition.

Anyone that was in the Navy is familiar with the term “Watertight Integrity”, and what that basically means is, you want to keep the water out of the vessel. If there’s a breach to the “Watertight Integrity” then you have a leak, and if it’s a massive breach then the ship could sink. As an illustration think of yourself as a vessel, now think about your integrity. A person of integrity is considered to be an honest person that’s inclined to do the what’s right. If you think of yourself as a person of integrity, but you’ll still wrong another person when someone with power over you asks you to, then you’re still guilty, and now your vessel has a leak. This is actually a very common setup technique used to increase the control over a person, or even to a group of people. The way that one works is, they’ll get you to do what you know is wrong, and make you believe that you’ll be part of something big and powerful so nothing bad will happen to you for doing it. Even though there’s truth to it, it’s misleading, because the real truth is that you put a hole in your own vessel, so from now on you have to do what they tell you to do or they will sink you. Almost everybody is in this one, and if you’re one of the few that haven’t fallen for it, you’re still not free of it, because so many people have been caught up in it, that they will always besmirch you at their command, but if you maintain a high level of integrity the amount of damage that can be done to you is negligible.

By the time Jesus Christ was born, Satan had such a solid hold of the entire world that there was little hope of ever breaking free of his iron grip. The bind was so extensive, so impenetrable and interwoven, that even Jesus Christ himself couldn’t straighten it out. However, it is my sincere belief that it’s not meant to be straightened out, well at least not for everyone. Jesus Christ has given us everything that we need to free ourselves from Satan’s power, but it’s up to each one of us to live up to our side of the bargain. Jesus Christ said, if you believe in me, and do as I say, you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free. Since I’m a living testament to this fact I can promise everyone that it can happen for you as well. It may not happen overnight, and as I said before, you’ll have to live up to your end of the bargain by refusing to do what you know is wrong, and as long as you stand your ground it will give your faith the opportunity to strengthen and to grow. I know there are many Christian religions that con us into believing that because Jesus Christ died for our sins we can continue to do what we know is wrong, but that’s simply not true. They encourage that way of thinking to maintain their control over you, and it means that they themselves have turned into what Jesus Christ was preaching against. Just remember that the priests of Jerusalem were as much responsible for Christ’s crucifixion as Herod, and more than Pilate was.

Christmas is the day that we celebrate the birthday of Jesus Christ. Some of us honor his name by singing songs of praise, and some of us go to church to worship, and there are many other rituals and traditions that we partake in that is designed to pay tribute to our lord Jesus Christ. While all of these practices are commendable, ask yourself this question. What would please him more than any other gift? How about if you made the decision to be the person that does what’s right, and become a person of integrity, someone that is unwilling to compromise their own sense of self worth by standing up to those who try to get us to do what we know is wrong. What better way is there to honor our lord’s name than to be the person that he wants you to be, the person that you know you can be. It isn’t easy, but it’s worth the effort.

Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Think like a progressive!

The time is coming when license plates for all motor vehicles will be bar coded, and that’s when the real progress will begin. Once the police force realize how much easier it will make their job to scan the license plate, and to have the all of the owner’s personal information pop up on their monitor, that’s when they’ll start to think, why stop there! How about installing scanners on the street lights, and make it mandatory to have bar coded license plates on the roof as well as the front and sides of each and every vehicle. When someone drives too fast, or doesn’t come to a complete stop at an intersection they will receive a ticket in the mail, and that’s it. That will sure make everyone think twice about committing an unlawful traffic violation. Now that’s real progress!

Not everyone realizes that it's for your own good.

Then it’s just a matter of time before the department of corrections tattoos bar codes on all of the inmates, now watch the crime rate plummet. Once we get to that point then why not tattoo bar codes on each child at birth, just think of all the problems that would solve….. for the government! You’ll be standing in line at McDonald’s when you order a Big Mac, large fry, and a large coke, then all of a sudden, lights and sirens go off, come to find out that you have exceeded your daily allowable intake of trans fats, calories, carbohydrates, or some other sugar derivative that the government has deemed detrimental the American physiological salubrity. There’s so much progress that needs to be made for the betterment of mankind, and this is just the beginning.

If you think that this is too invasive, then just move aside because now you’re getting in the way of progress. The government has an important job to do, and a big part of that job is to keep everyone in line. Just remember, it is now one nation under “Gov.org” because God has been forced into a containment area, and is waiting to be reassigned. If you stay in line, and don’t do anything wrong, you’ll have nothing to worry about, and you’ll get along just fine.

If this is the kind of progress that you want, then you’ll have to start thinking like a progressive!

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Dr. Feud

Although it’s only a hypothesis at this time my colleagues and I are in absolute agreement that a chemically induced psychosis may be at the very precipice of this controversy. My esteemed colleagues, and I decline to say whether or not the delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol will initiate the same psychotic behavior in all that suffer from a bipolar disorder. Since this point cannot be established, we can only speculate as to what the different effects may be when the combination of drugs interact, and of course the drugs I’m referring to are the delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol in conjunction with the psychotropic medication that has been prescribed by a licensed physician.

This brings into question a number of other variables that must be considered, and studied in order to determine the true nature of his or her psyche. For instance a masochist may display various identifiable attributes including the idiosyncratic characteristic of one who is overtly submissive up to, and altogether exceeding the point of self-denial. It is a very sad form of self destruction. Then, if these symptoms are not recognized in time the possibility exists that the condition could elevate to the next level wherein the individual may begin to cause harm to his or herself by physically inflicting wounds. Bare in mind that this is symptomatic of the submissive masochist that has either never been through clinical therapy, or has been improperly treated, and possibly misdiagnosed by one of the many pretentious quacks we have in the medical field today.

The sociopath’s mental composition is almost a perfect inversion to that of the masochist as he or she would never consider hurting themselves, which means they would only hurt others. Commonly the sociopath will surreptitiously exhibit an avid propensity to hurt others with an extreme aversion that inevitably culminates to the illusion of omnipotence, grandiosity, and possibly sexual exultation. Although the sociopath can be an acutely dangerous individual, you must try to remember that their aggression signifies the affirmation of the sociopath’s unbridled opprobrious fear that has been suppressed. It is the fear, and disdain of the person that they’ve become. This is the driving motivation that compels the sociopath to hurt others in an attempt to appease some profound, insufferable hatred that has developed in regard to their own individuality. It is this abhorrent image of their own desecrated identity that prompts the sociopath to execute a never ending series of aberrant rituals, and habitual maneuvers to effect a constant implacable subterfuge, so as to keep from ever being exposed. Also to prevent themselves from being forced to see the person that they are. It’s an aberration that they cannot bear to look at. So behind their facade of a monster lies a scared little bunny rabbit.

It is my professional opinion that we must take the time to relax, smoke a joint, and forget about all of this garbage.