Think like a progressive!

The time is coming when license plates for all motor vehicles will be bar coded, and that’s when the real progress will begin. Once the police force realize how much easier it will make their job to scan the license plate, and to have the all of the owner’s personal information pop up on their monitor, that’s when they’ll start to think, why stop there! How about installing scanners on the street lights, and make it mandatory to have bar coded license plates on the roof as well as the front and sides of each and every vehicle. When someone drives too fast, or doesn’t come to a complete stop at an intersection they will receive a ticket in the mail, and that’s it. That will sure make everyone think twice about committing an unlawful traffic violation. Now that’s real progress!

Not everyone realizes that it's for your own good.

Then it’s just a matter of time before the department of corrections tattoos bar codes on all of the inmates, now watch the crime rate plummet. Once we get to that point then why not tattoo bar codes on each child at birth, just think of all the problems that would solve….. for the government! You’ll be standing in line at McDonald’s when you order a Big Mac, large fry, and a large coke, then all of a sudden, lights and sirens go off, come to find out that you have exceeded your daily allowable intake of trans fats, calories, carbohydrates, or some other sugar derivative that the government has deemed detrimental the American physiological salubrity. There’s so much progress that needs to be made for the betterment of mankind, and this is just the beginning.

If you think that this is too invasive, then just move aside because now you’re getting in the way of progress. The government has an important job to do, and a big part of that job is to keep everyone in line. Just remember, it is now one nation under “Gov.org” because God has been forced into a containment area, and is waiting to be reassigned. If you stay in line, and don’t do anything wrong, you’ll have nothing to worry about, and you’ll get along just fine.

If this is the kind of progress that you want, then you’ll have to start thinking like a progressive!