The Real Superhero

This whole argument about which superhero is the best must some sort of scheme to get the public to accept the notion that they’re all basically in the same class, and they’re not. Superman is the only real superhero, and all of the others are comparatively close to each other, but nothing like Superman. They all have some pretty cool tricks I’ll grant you that, but most of them rely on man made gismos and gadgets in order to emulate what Superman is naturally.

Batman is an exceedingly wealthy man that gets his kicks by buying state of the art gismos so he can continually save Gotham City from some Joker that’s probably on his payroll anyway. Far be it for me to psycho analyze one of our country’s greatest superheroes, but I’m compelled to suggest that he spends his time and money to create the image of Batman in an attempt to appease some deeply rooted feelings of inadequacy, probably due to the fact that he never had to work for anything.

I have more respect for Spiderman, but again, he falls considerably short, and in no way can compare to the “Man of Steel.” However he does utilize natural gifts, and doesn’t have to rely on man made contraptions.

Iron Man is almost something we could all get behind, but there’s one problem, and that is that there’s a man inside the robot, get rid of the man and keep the robot. Then you’ll have something there.

What’s up with Mr. Incredible? We should call him Mr.Uncredible because he is just a cartoon. That means he has a credibility issue. Until he makes it onto the silver screen so we can all see him portrayed by a living breathing human being. How can we really take him seriously? We can’t! There are many other superheroes that we all look up to, but there’s only one Superman.