Someone we can all relate to

John Kerry is someone we can all relate to, he was born to a lower middle class family. He’s not Irish but he is Catholic or he is now. He worked his way through college and did so well at local community college that he was given a full scholarship to Yale then went on to Harvard for his post graduate work. At that time he was called to duty, knowing that his country needed him. Without hesitation he enlisted into the Navy as a lowly boatswain mate, almost immediately he was found to possess astonishing leadership skills along with an exceptional natural ability to dissect the different strategies of our enemies, which were the Chinese and the North Vietnamese at the time. So the U.S. Navy recognizing John Kerry’s extraordinary talents decided to cut through bureaucratic red tape and they bumped him up to lieutenant from a seaman. Shortly after John Kerry was given his commission he intercepted important encrypted transmissions between the Chinese and the North Vietnamese, he broke the code and was able to thwart their plans to destroy about sixty five percent of our fleet. Needless to say, without John Kerry we probably wouldn’t have won that war. Anyone that has besmirched his reputation is un-American and should be considered to be an enormous threat to our country.